a silent tsunami of stealth: HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS →
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking…
PAH HA HA.
Libra – Ignore etiquette. Decide that they’re unattractive. Point out their flaws with an audience. Put them in situations where they must make a decision quickly on limited information.
ACCURATE ON ALL COUNTS.
I swear, I should have been born a Taurus. I never align with the qualities of an Aries. #preemiebaby